Boobies

While on vacation a friend of mine (Steve) was thinking about moving down here to beutiful Miami. So (me being the good friend I am) I take him to south beach to show him what this town has to offer. Like the best beaches, bars,and sluty tourist girls. Not even five minutes on the beach and we know that the gods are on our side. We found the answer to all my prayers the big tittied chick whiling to party named........boob? no....tata?.....funbags?..melons?..mama..MARIA anyways she thought we were cool so we headed back to Steve's for good time, and being a good host I let Steve take this one but as GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL FIND ME SOME TITTS........um ya well enjoy The Dirty One