You Don't Fuck The Law

Sometimes when we feel in the mood to fuck, we just pull people over and make them fuck us. We're the law we get to do what we want. So we pulled over this guy and made him fuck us in order to get away from going to jail. He banged both of us all over our patrol car. Once the deed was done it was time to arrest the motherfucker. That's right, you can't fuck with the law.