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Guess who decided to come back... a new clean shaven Ugs! Guess it's part of his incognito thing... I'd say more.. but I can't do that... let's see if Ugs doesn't behave himself in the coming weeks.. and I'll divulge all the details! But yeah.. the point of this whole thing.... I was really hungry and in the mood for some good ol' fashioned donuts.... so I have Ugs drive to me to the spot... not only that.. but he and Alex went on in to fetch me my food.. life of D. Sanchez I tell ya... So about 5 years later.... I notice why things are going so slow... my man Alex was trying to bag this cute ass red head that was up in there.... I gotta give it to him... he brought her outside... good set-up job... but only I can seal the deal! The way I looked at it.. if she was willing enough to follow Gonz out to more guys she didn't know.....then the rest was gonna be cake! or donut.... so yeah.. This great barely legal red head was so hot! PLUS SHE'S A METAL HEAD! Aww man... I'd actually date this one if we were under other cirumcsta... yeah right... I DON'T LOVE THEM HO'S! After swooning her into the van... we got to talking about her life and times in Kentucky... so after those 20 seconds we got to the personal stuff.. you know... how many jocks did you let into your guts.... all the stuff my fans want to know! When the subject of her virginity being taken came up... heh.. let's just say we got a full play by play and some how Baby D. got into the mix! Great natural set of tits on this one.. and the camel toe on her is so juicy! I'd do horrible things to this one...great blowjob skills and the fuck filmage was up to par as always... After everything was said and done... we were off for a rib run.... Geri was so cool I wanted to keep her around.. but the smell of ribs and bbq sauce quickly helped me regain my senses.. haha ..Enjoy! The Dirty One...

I KNOW! I KNOW! I shouldn't have left you without a good flick to jerk to.. but considering that I decided to crawl out of my death bed for all of you Bang Bros. out there ... QUIT YOUR BELLY ACHING ALREADY! So yeah.. Ugs brings along one of his skateboarding buddies from way back.. guess they did time together or some shit... Steven was his name... and in my iLL state we went on the never ending hunt for new pussy to claim! We went to the local community college...you know.. 13th grade... because it's well known that all the kids that come out here aren't exactly living it up like Diddy... after scouring the campus we see Emily walking to her car... first thing that caught my attention were those huge natural tits of hers... not to mention that round ass poking out of her nice little sun dress... so we make our way towards her and commence the shit talking.... the whole film student spiel works everytime... and it doesn't hurt to flash some Ben Franklins in the chick's face either... you know the story! BANG! BANG! BANG! Now the entire time that this chick was riding along with us.. she was trying to portray the appauled bored mature role... little did she know who the fuck she was dealing with.. because after about 20 minutes.. she was trying to get a few extra c-notes to bare her big round boobs and everything else under the sun! Steven, along with his Prince Albert cock piercing.. were good to go as he baptized his dick down Emily's tonsils for some nice blowjob action... The sex the followed was up to par with the rest.... I tell ya...My life's the shit! The Dirty One.....

JT makes his long awaited retu... yeah right.. who the fuck cares about the guy around here... anyways.. JT did come along for yet another fun-filled episode for your viewing pleasure... YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE FUCKERS! In search of the latest fix.. we peeped Zoey coming from the beach lugging a huge surfboard... Not to fall into stereotypes.. but I was banking on the whole surfer airheaded vibe... glad to know it worked! Zoey was more than happy to help us with our surfing "documentary" and gladly entered the lion's den! It didn't take much for Zoey to strip down to her birthday suit... matter of fact... I don't remember what the fuck it was that I said that got her offering a peek.. but one thing I DO remember is her huge round ass hiding in that wetsuit... wow! Great natural perky tits added to that wonderful bubble butt makes this one to watch my friends! Zoe pounces on JT's cock and wraps her lips around his balls in a great messy blowjob... then came the sex! Pussy fucking on a moving van is great! Enjoy this one fuckers.. it's good stuff! The Dirty One..

It's been a good while since we've pulled a reverse Bang Bus.. so I decided to go ahead and make it happen one mo' gain! You know alot of people think it's taking the easy way out by doing this.. but let's see any of YOU guys convince some chick to fuck some random guy off the street! OK.. so maybe it was Alexa.. the last chick that Ugs ditched me for.. remember? Well.. I had my own idea... anyways... so yeah.. Alexa came back with Ugs to make shit happen! So on our travels, we meet Tyler as he's searching for a VCR on the top of his father's office building... you read that right... I wanted to leave this nutjob alone.. but the peanut gallery wanted me to persist.. so that I did! I'm burning eternally for this... so WORSHIP ME! Tyler's antics were a bit too much for even me... and after finding out that he needed a ride to pick up his meds ( mental anyone?) I knew this was my chance to ditch 'em.. imagine that.. he didn't even suck on Alexa's natural round tits.... so yeah.. .as soon as we got to the pharmacy... Tyler walks in and Bobby walks out... well Alexa made it a point for me to get him.. so I obliged the broad... Bobby's my kind of guy... even with a wife and kid.. he still can appreciate a nice piece of strange pussy dangled in his face to fuck.. free of charge! WE WERE OFF! Alexa took control of the situation from the get and began bossing Bobby around like a bitch.. and loved it! I failed to mention the juicy round bubble butt that Alexa drags behind her..what an ass!!! The messy oral blowjob deed was done.. so that left the fuck filmage... You know it's a good film when the chick feels the need to grab the seat belts and used them for leverage as she rides a big fat cock and creams all over it! and this is just the first position! After the cum was evacuated from Bobby's balls... it was time for revenge... or should i say .. ."Vengeance is Mine".... Ugly's hungy ass got what he deserved at the end of this one ... and if you're reading this now.. FUCK YOU UGS! HAHAHA.. Tune in and see what I'm talking about ya'll.. Enjoy! The Dirty One...

Once again it's on!!! The Good Ol' boys are back! It's been a while since we've had the PP on board for one of our capers... and it was goo..yeah.. right.... so anyways... On our travels... we came across Kayla's barely 18 self sitting on the steps of some apartment buildings... she was waiting for her landlord... dizzy broad got locked out or something.. I'm sure she told me but you know how that goes.... so yeah... she needed a lift to work.. that's what it was.. so after I found out her story... i tightened up the screws and laid the verbal smacketh down.. and you ALL know how at least THAT one goes.. sheesh... Little did we know that our adorable perky tits having Kayla was a thugged out O.G. with a wide assortment of body art... you know.. hoochie tatts.... I tell ya.. offer chicks some duckets and it's a wrap.. PP reminded me why I tolerate his usual incompetence as he shoved his cock down Kayla's mouth.. she gives great blowjobs fellas.... and then fucks her tight shaved pussy and pummels her round juicy ass to bits.... good shit! Then it was time for ever so clever drop off.. this one fails to dissapoint..as do I .. in bringing you yet another Bang Bus banger! Enjoy! The Dirty One....

I have no idea what kind of screening process we're going thru these days with the selection of male counterparts we're bringing along on the Bizzang Bus.. but I do know that we have GOT to get a different system in here... Ugly brings me this guy named Otter.. that's right... OTTER! Apparently they linked up at some bar and Ugs promised him a seat on the rolling thunder... sheesh.. what Ugs'll do to cover a bar tab! YADA YADA YADA... Otter had this whole movie star look thing going on... I guess... where was I? oh yeah! So Otter, Ugs, and I were hell bent on achieving success! Enter Alex. This sexy milf looking broad was walking to work when she came across the best thing that's ever happened to her menial existance... but damn did she look good! She has some fantastic natural jugs and a tight round ass.. I tell ya.. certified to the T! After offering her a week's pay for 20 minutes of her time.. the usual spiel.. we were off! With Alex being an older woman... I proceeded to ask her how she thinks we should approach woman... these chicks nowadays... feeding me all sorts of ammo! I can't stress to you guys how much of a great fucking milf Alex is! Once she started to take her clothes off... I was hooked! Great nipples on perky breasts and a clean shaven pussy with a great butt! Do I really need to say anymore? Otter did come thru in the clutch... supplying the big dick for Alex to suck on. After her sensational blowjob.. the fucking was just as intense! Sex scenes in a moving bus are always a trip.. especially when homeboy goes raw... haha... I love it! At the end of the day.. this chick gets some bad news concerning her employment.. I don't know.. don't care enough to remember.. I will say this tho... from now on.. ALL PASSENGERS GET STRIP SEARCHED BEFORE LEAVING THE BANG BUS! I'll handle the women folk and Ugs'll do the body cavity searches on the men..... the natural order of things.. Enjoy! The Dirty One...

What the fuck have things come to as of late? I mean shit, I think us Bang Bros. need to look into some AA meetings... because this shit is getting out of hand! Check the scenario... After a night of wild drinking and partying.. this guy named Cliff that I supposedly know from some point in my past was next to me driving the Bang Bus.. how strange was that? I then proceeded to give Ugs a call to see where the fuck he was and he tells me he fell asleep somewhere on the beach and for us to go pick him up.... well my fine feathered friends.. this is where the plot thickens.... upon arrival, I see that Ugly is hanging out with a real live dwarf... a fucking DWARF! I know.. bugged me out too... but god-damn it all to fiery hell if this chick wasn't looking right! Lil' Diva's huge round ass had me turned on... which isn't creepy.. is it? Anyways.. Lil Diva made a fine addition to our crew ... so we were off! After turning and twisting thru downtown Miami.. we came across the sexy Alice... this german honey dip was backpacking thru the U.S. and was searching for a way to get to South Beach.. muahahahaha.... my specialty! I thought it was just perfect for us to roll with Alice... being that she's from Munich, Germany... "where the beer is from" as Alive put it.... so we were off! Diva did a fine job of getting Alice to get comfortable in the cauldron of debauchery.... I love this chick! So yeah, after briefly discussing how progressive these euros are.. it was time to get down to it... Having Diva and Alice strip down before our eyes was fucking great! Nothing better than two pairs of great natural boobs and round butt cheeks jiggling the day away... but the real deal didn't have shit on these antics.. Alice's blowjobs were great to film.... nice and messy is how I like 'em... Then my boy Cliff went ahead and fucked the shieza out of Alice... dick to pussy action is always good.. no? YADA YADA YADA... we dropped her off in the outskirts of South Beach.. you know.. a good 20 miles away.. haha! What... you think because the broad is foreign she'd get pity.... have you forgotten about my euro adventures?!?!?! HAHAHA! The Dirty One...

Well fellas.. we've decided to get a little festive for this week's antics... Ugs and I came across some leftover fireworks from the 4th... and decided what better way to make use of our find than right here on the fuckin' Bang Bus! Leave it to Ugs tho.. to start setting them off on the fucking dashboard and engulf the guts of the bus in smoke.. sheesh.. Never hand Ugly fireworks! So yeah.. in the midst of our travels.. we found ourselves in one of Miami's lesser known trailer parks choking on smoke... not the Cheech and Chong type either my fine feathered friends... when lo and behold a knock on the door by the friendly trailer park neighborhood inspector person... yeah... Marie was her name.. now she might not be the best looking chick we've seen.... but fuck it... our mission needed to get accomplished.. besides.. I wanted to see how good I REALLY am... so after offering our minimum wage wench a few extra dollars to tag along... it was a wrap! DJ Rain, a former employer of Ugs... was down for the cause and handled the situation nicely! Huge naturl boobs just oozing out of Marie's shirt were just great! Not to mention the ass cracking was definitely up to standards! Then the pussy fucking filming commenced! I tell ya.. I never had a doubt that I'd pull this off.. .I'm the Dirtiest Sanchez of them all.. ha! Enjoy yourselves fuckers... The Dirty One...

So Ugs decided to join us again this week after his overdue "hiatus" from the Bang Bus.. I swear to god that fucker can't keep his shit straight for longer than 20 minutes.... anyways... we brought along Alex with us this week to take part in our never ending quest to conquer and slay as much pussy as is humanly possible on Miami's mean streets... HA! So yeah... blah blah blah.. we came across Maria as we were scouring 8th street for potentials... and man we couldn't have lucked out anymore than we did.. this dizzy broad was half mexican, half irish, and half german.. i know.. 3 halves...what else can you expect from these broads... after doing the whole reality tv show bit.. we were off! Maria was quite taken with our boy Alex.. so much so that she was offering to service him as soon as she stepped into the cauldron of debauchery! Great perky natural tits bouncing up and down to Ugly's road antics were great highlights... not to mention the ass shaking and pussy fucking that transpired next... you know things are going well when the chick OFFERS a blowjob out of nowhere.. haha... I fucking love this shit... Great steamy sex filmage took place and yet another classic drop off and it was a wrap... Enjoy fuckers... The Dirty One...

I don't think that I've tried this one out yet.. the whole bring a girl and a guy together to try and snag some pussy up from Miami's mean streets.... Stefanie and JT played the swinging couple role beautifully... sheesh.. I was almost convinced! After making a quick pit stop, your boy D. Sanchez strolled past Sandra sitting on the entrance of the hotel I soiled.. She was waiting for her parents to come back from one of the many conventions that go down here... Stefanie did a good job of coaxing this sweet piece of ass into our clutches.... ALRIGHT STEF! Once we got going.. things pretty much unfurled as usual... Great natural breasts from both chicks is always a sight for sore eyes... plus that both of these broads had such great bubble butts and were so anxious to share them was fantastic! Nothing like filiming some hardcore amateur sex in the back of a 15 1/2 passenger van..muahahaha... Enjoy this one fellas.. it was fun.. The Dirty One..

When will people learn that no matter what kind of shit Ugs gets himself into.. there is no defeating the man!!!! I mean c'mon.. the fucker got hit by a car a few weeks back right.. and PP thought he could take advantage of the medicated Ugly and challenged him to a drinking contest! Needless to say.. Ugs won and PP had to deal with us picking up the most ghetto fabulous broad we could get our hands on... And then there was Trinity....So what if the first glimpse of this dominican/rican broad was her sifting thru a pile of clothes on the curb... haha... and so what if she was so ghetto that even Ugs was taken aback! This chick had spunk and was perfect for the job! PP tried to make a run for it.. but instead chose to honor his wager to the Ugliest one of 'em all! After snoring thru Trin's hard knock life sobb story and passing by an ATM.. it was a wrap! PP was so mean to this chick.. when she got on her knees to give Presto a cock wash with her tongue... he had trouble getting hard! After we were cleared for lift off.. the blowjob turned out better than we all thought cuz Preston was willing to shove his dick in her tight hood rat pussy! This chick had a great ass... guess it's all that govt. cheese.... and watching her butt cheeks ripple with every thrust was great.... I knew the fucking would be up to par... Ho's are usually good at that.... after walloping her visage with a bucketful of cum.. it was rib time! So after asking Trinity to take out the trash for us.. we rode off into the sunset... luckily for us the rocks that were heaved towards us didn't break a tail light or a window.. HA! Let this be a lesson to all of you out there.. never think you can outdrink Ugs.... he practices at spermbanks for goodness sake... YOU DON'T WANT NONE! Enjoy.. The Dirty One....

IT'S PP'S BIRTHDAY! At least I think it was.. anyways I went ahead and orchestrated a magnificent gala complete with Presto's favorite things... balloons and farm animals!!! It was a grand occasion only to be helped along with the chance encounter of Avilette... trust me.. I had to re-read that to make sure I typed the wrong fucking name... anyways.. This broad Avi was hanging out window shopping with her tongue hanging out.... I took that as an oppurtunity to not only bag me a latin woman with a great ass and tits and offer her to the porn gods.. but also to help my boy out on his b-day! Avi was so willing to celebrate this occasion.. all ready to give PP a blowjob and let me film some great amateur sex... she's a trooper! As do all things that are great... they must come to an end... so when we were done "celebrating" with Avi.. it was time for us to get some ribs and try my damndest to get PP a cake to embarass him... yeah.. haha.. like I'd really do some gay shit like that.. anyways... enjoy the shoot!! It was fun... I think we should celebrate PP's birthday every week now... it makes for great footage! The Dirty One...

Yes.... yes indeed..... this marks a monumental moment in Bang Bus History!!! I know you guys are used to me saying this all the time.... BUT THIS IS ONE FOR THE FUCKING BOOKS!!!! So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found...AGAIN... so I called up my trustee back up dong..Paul.. and we were off on yet another adventure! It was as simple as picking Daisy's... and wouldn't you know that's this weeks lucky contestant on The Wheels of Porkin'!!!! Daisy's barely 18 sexy self was wandering aimlessly thru Miami's mean streets... but as soon as I saw her young face with perky tits and nice little ass.... I knew she was our Neo (the one... for you fuckers that have been living in Afghani caves) You know what my loyal minions... there are times that I just can't believe what the fuck goes on in the cauldron of debauchery that is the Bang Bus...take Daisy... At what point in her existence on this planet did she willingly say to herself " I'd love to get into a van full of strange men... and then allow myself to get stuffed by a toothless blackman?" hahahaha.. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! I'm not even gonna tell you what the big deal is.. you're gonna have to watch the trailer! I will, however, say this... the days of ol' school BB are on the horizon.. and we've got an integral part back! What could it be? wait.. what the fuck are you still doing reading this shit.... WATCH IT!!!!! The Dirty Mother Fucking One!!!